Golf. I find it ironic that golf is a four letter word because it is associated with every four letter word I know. When Shelby says, "Hey, I want to go golfing on Saturday," in my mind all I hear is, "@@#%&^%@@B !@*&^#@ @*&^#@, golf." I have golf inspired tourettes. You know how Pavlov rang the bell for food and his dog would automatically start drooling. The word golf does that to me. My blood pressure rises like 50 points, , I start breathing out my nose really hard, my right eye starts to get this tic.... Im pretty sure its what Bruce Banner feels when he turns into The Hulk. I can even tell when he wants to go golfing. Usually he will bring it up at dinner, starts the sentence with "Hey...", has one foot statregically placed towards the door.... So, if you ever see a big green Carlee chasing Shelby down the street you know he brought it up at the wrong time.
Other ironic four letter words: XBOX,hunt,text, ESPN.
Ok, Shelby is not bad AT ALL with the XBOX but there is just something about it....
Disclaimer: I just like giving Shelby a hard time, as long as he continues to play coed softball, he's good :)
When my husband was in law school he'd go golfing on some saturdays. As you obviously know, it isn't a quick hobby so I knew it'd be an all day thing. He would come home frustrated with his game. After being home with the crying kids I would say, "Hey babe, if you didn't have a good game and played crappy, when you come home I want you to lie to me. Just tell me it was great." :)
ReplyDeleteI wanted to thank you for your comment on my blog. My sister lives in Salem so she clicked on your name and found your blog. Turns out you coached her daughters T-ball team!!!! How crazy is that??? Anyway, just wanted to say hi and thank you for your love and prayers.
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